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Midget Golf

Midget Golf = Richards & Reynolds

Midget Golf was started in or around 1999 when Richards and Reynolds recorded "I Like Trees" on a Boss BR-8 Digital Recording Studio. Even though the song isn't too great, it inspired the fellas to record more ridiculous songs. Usually a song is written immediately before or during the recording of it. Because of this, they usually forget how to play the song soon after recording it.

In 2003, they decided to put out a CD of their best songs. It was tough to choose which songs to use because most of them weren't very good. After deciding on about 30 songs for the album, they needed a name. Midget Golf was chosen, but another name that was considered was Gimp Brigade. The CD was released and over the past 3 years it has sold more than 20 copies. Midget Golf has recorded a handful of new songs and may release another album when there are enough decent ones.

To listen and download some songs, visit the Midget Golf MySpace page.

Midget Golf - Anthology

Released 2003 - Buy this CD on the Merchandise page.

1. I Like Trees
2. Stop, Drop, and Roll
3. How to Change a Light Bulb
4. Mother's Day
5. Balls
6. Hey Scrappy
7. Crumbs On My Genitals
8. Midgets Are Cool
9. Suck My Ass
10. Love
11. Evol
12. Dumbass Jones
13. Happily Ever After
14. Luke's Advice to Kids
15. He-man and Skeletor
16. Harold and Jen
17. Bronco
18. 10,000 Midgets
19. Sean Swyers - Flower Enthusiast
20. Waffle House Sucks
21. I Can't Count, But I Can Eat Doughnuts
22. Jill Sucks... Wait, No She Doesn't
23. Numbers
24. Fred Savage Day
25. Zack Is Dead
26. Spelling Bee
27. Whatever Happened to Alex?
28. David Bear
29. Hidden Track
30. Hidden Track

ZaQ and Grilled Cheese

"The greatest rap duo of all time." - Frank Sinatra

Zoo Bum rappers ZaQ and Grilled Cheese are so hardcore that they can't even go to the grocery store without at least stabbing somebody. It all began with the recording of the song "Zoo Bum 4 Life". The song became so popular that soon after it was released the two couldn't even visit their own families because of the constant autograph requests.

When "Hardcore Gangstas" was recorded, it soon became the most played mp3 in the history of the internet.* They had a track, "Thanksgiving", that was used in the Zoo Bum short film, "Thankful" and also appeared on a track by Elephant Killa. The future is bright for this amazing duo.

To listen and download some songs, visit the ZaQ and Grilled Cheese MySpace page.

* - This sentence is completely untrue.

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